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Pioneer 10 ([personal profile] pioneer10) wrote in [community profile] thegreatspacerace 2022-10-15 05:47 am (UTC)

Kid, you are vastly overestimating how much anybody wants to download the minutae of human life into their long-term memory. Like, I love you all, I really truly do love you weird little guys, but literally nobody cares about ninety-nine percent of what you do in a given year. Not even a space probe shooting through the infinite interstellar void for thousands of years, has time or space to care.

But I do have football stats so. Y'know. Priorities.


[Give her a minute, onboard memory is slow... and, yep. Got it.]

Raiders v Patriots, November 17th of 2002. Raiders take it 27-20, most commentators cited a fumble from Tom Brady for the lynchpin moment. You gotta give it to Oakland, they crushed it. Look at the coverage— oh.

Sorry I guess you can't see this. I usually just talk football with the other probes, and we're always in each other's channels.

But hey, that's good news for you, as a citizen of Raider Nation.

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