[Hermes is already wordlessly following Abbacchio before he finishes his sentence. He'll start up a conversation about his ingame duties to fill the dull, boring void of silence.]

I'm guessing you want to know more about me, right? Weeeeeeell, I'm the guy who handles the quicksaving! I also help Mors with information gathering and Hades with shipping out messages. Plus, I'm usually the guy who does the tutorial.