[ The most advanced video game Abbacchio has played is Snake. ]

Well, that's probably because none of the people who can do this played your game. Not everyone has this power.

[ The number of Stand users can't be that large when compared to the entire human population, surely, and the process of acquiring a Stand is unpleasant at best, fatal at worst, at least in his experience. That's not something that Abbacchio is going to get in to though, and it seems the other is more than happy to continue revealing increasingly strange information about themself. ]

You're both from a video game and a spaceship?